Dude.

not to be all in your business but…..i hope you’re having a good day 📢

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict
Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
One Way Sign: Stubborn
Yield Sign: Shy
Keep Out Sign: Secretive

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:
backstageleft:
I moved into summerstock housing tonight and a friendly orange cat immediately greeted my kitties to the neighborhood (he actually climbed into my damn car).
But then when I stepped into my apartment building I found this:
Make Chester an indoor cat
L E T H I M I N

omgs:

sauvamente:
bvbblegvmrebel:
a #moment in herstory
I can hear these pictures
remember this power move

Reblogged from blackberryshawty

beksboys:

“free trial”
“all we need is your credit card information”

literaryreference:

undeadwill:
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
theinturnetexplorer:
the crows are his allies now.
“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”
@theclockworkscarecrow
That’s actually how it works.
Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

Reblogged from humorstaff

chanel-smokes:
“ me
” — chanel-smokes:
me

Reblogged from justbrosthings

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it